when you think about it kim kardashian really is like us
i’d do the same thing if i didn’t have my laptop for two days
wait it doesn’t end there
And society defines the first two as satanic
gf: Come over
me: i can’t i’m skiing
gf: I have dog treats
noONE IS ONLINE I CAN POST WHAT I WANT
perks of dating me: u will be the hot one
This gif pretty much summarizes how i feel after like every book i finish:
Tumblr as a baby
a rebellious teen
awkward puberty stage
and now, as a mature adult
The picture of the girl in socks got 50,000 notes. 50,000 notes for a picture of a girl in socks. Here is a picture of my dad in socks. I am expecting at least 100,000 notes. Go now. Do it.
Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts. Time to bring in a puberty professional.
…. wait. That’s not right. Hold on.
Let’s fast-forward about five more years.
Ah, yes, there we go. Right after I sold my soul to Satan.
Naw son you can’t be hot in two genders you fucking cheated
this is my favorite post because its just people bragging about how hot they are
this was such a good episode of orange is the new black
i hate when people take unexpected pictures of me