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givemeinternet:

My new favorite gif

givemeinternet:

My new favorite gif

theuppityzombie:

leviathans-in-the-tardis:

draconisblog:

tumbledore-:

The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.

At first I was all:

Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.

But then I was all like:

GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!

person annoying you?

refill their bladder

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omglobitsalex:

THESE ARE SO GREAT

mapoftheunintended:

spankmehardbarry:

on the dick like

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

mapoftheunintended:

spankmehardbarry:

on the dick like

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

flowing-tears-pouring-rain:

FUCK other people’s expectations of you.
THIS IS YOUR LIFE.
NOT THEIRS.
Fuck what they say. Fuck what they think.
None of that shit matters.
The only thing that matters is yourself.

flowing-tears-pouring-rain:

I need a normal relationship.
I need someone who is actually compatible with me.
I need someone who is mature.

I can’t deal with childish shit. 
My patience is so low for that shit now. 

redlark:

There’s a hole in my lawn and evidently Welly just discovered it’s perfectly dog shaped

redlark:

There’s a hole in my lawn and evidently Welly just discovered it’s perfectly dog shaped

jarnesfranco:

kettlebellsandkittens:

raw-vegan-rabbit:

Why is the fitness/weight loss community not freaking out over Nicole Polizzi (Snookie)? Look at her. She’s lost well over 40 pounds and is happily gaining muscles and promoting a healthy image and a healthy lifestyle. ALL of these fitness photos of her are from AFTER she had her baby and oooohhh she’s looking fine. Definitely an inspiration to me.

Snookie gettin it

It’s Nicole now

randomrazl:

crrocs:

What if everyone’s parents start getting tumblr like they did with Facebook

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jarnesfranco:

Adam’s Song- Blink-182