how do people rap i cant even talk without messing it up
once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes
You’re over someone when you stop looking at their social media accounts.
parents making sex jokes
grandparents making sex jokes
nine-year-olds making sex jokes
Welcome to tumblr where we go from parents making sex jokes to sassy Hitler in 0.6 seconds
he just accepts it, not even surprised by it. must happen all the time
I’m so in love with this
Me saving my grades at the end of a term
SEE THEM ALL HERE
NUMBER 20 IS SO CUTE I CAN’T HANDLE THESE
IM SO HAPPY NOW THESE ARE SO CUTEEEEEEE. I CAN’T HANDLE THE LAST ONE
I think i’m in love with all of these.
That half-hearted struggle to stop your relatives from giving you money.
“No no, really no, I won’t take it, please no…okay thanks.”
You can be mature and respectful and still have a dirty sense of humour.
You can curse a lot and still be highly intelligent with a massive vocabulary.
You can be quiet and reserved and still be witty and even outgoing in certain circles.You can be intelligent and sharp-minded and still forget what month it is
“man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing